Posted by
Brett Stevens on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:27:54 PM
Presidential Kindergarten Report Card
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a. Follows class rules – Obama tends to make up his own rules and definitions as it occurs to him - D
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b. Follows school / playground rules – Obama makes rules for other people but doesn’t follow them himself - F
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c. Accepts new situations – Obama takes advantage of crises for his own purpose - D
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d. Works and plays well with others – Obama tends to tell other students to shut up and sit down - F
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e. Resolves own conflicts – Obama has created more conflicts than resolved - D
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f. Verbalizes feelings rather than acting out – Obama speaks loudly and carries no stick - C
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g. Accepts direction and instruction – Obama follows Pelosi and Reid’s direction - B
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h. Demonstrates responsible social / personal
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behavior while participating in art – Obama has made the presidency a popularity contest - C
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i. Demonstrates responsible social / personal
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behavior while participating in music – Obama has a tin ear when it comes to rhetoric - D
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a. Stays on task without supervision – Obama has veered from task to task without much direction - C
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b. Listens attentively – Obama listens only to his own party - C
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c. Follows directions – Obama accepts his TelePrompTer’s advice without reservations - B
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d. Completes projects in a timely manner – Obama has radically altered the direction of this nation - B
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e. Responsible for own materials – Obama has consistently blamed others for his own problems - F
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f. Gives best effort – Obama works hard at destroying the American Experiment - B
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g. Follows classroom routines – Obama follows the dictates of a leftist agenda - B
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Final grade – C for the presidency but F for the best interests of the nation.